Valensteins by Ethan Long
Bloomsbury, 2017. ISBN 9781619634336
(Ages: 5-10) This can be summarised simply as monsters learning
about love. Fans of Long's previous book Fright
Club will love this as it uses the same cast of
characters and illustrative style. There are dark gritty
illustrations with a smattering of pink to suit the love theme. The
bright pink highlights on the front cover will definitely grab
attention and the use of familiar monsters (Frankenstein, etc.) and
their witty banter will even please children who think they are too
old for picture books. While the rest of the Fright Club is busy
working on their scaring techniques, Fran K. Stein is working with
pink paper, scissors and glue. "Are you making a mask?" asks
Vladamir. He is, of course, making a Valentine's Day heart. An
explanation of Valentine's Day and love follows: "That's when two
people feel all mushy mushy about each other". The rest of the
Fright Club members respond mainly with horror and disgust,
especially when they discover that love involves kissing on the
lips. Fran ignores them and goes off to find his Valentine. While
pondering love he decides that it isn't really about fluttering your
eyes or cutting out paper hearts, but "something you feel in your
real heart, even if it does feel a little funny sometimes."
This has a very American look and feel to it, perhaps owing to
America's pioneering of both Valentine's Day and Halloween, as well
as some of the vocabulary and phrasing ("it looks like a paper
butt", "tee-hee"). I wouldn't read this to young children who still
have a one-dimensional understanding of love as it may be confusing
for them. In addition, they wouldn't understand the repartee between
the monsters. Older children with an understanding of the difference
between familial love and romantic love and a keen sense of humour
are the target audience here.
Nicole Nelson