How to blitz nits (and other nasties) by Mumsnet
Bloomsbury, 2018. ISBN 9781408862155
(Age: Parenting book) This is a parenting book for people who hate
parenting books. It portrays the reality of being a parent in a way
that politically correct parenting books rarely do. Would they talk
about what to do when you child does a poo so epic that it reaches
their neck? Or how to stop your child scratching their bum when they
have worms?
While witty and limited in scope, this semi-reference book is
definitely more useful than it first appears. Factual information
mingles with real posts from the English online parenting community
Mumsnet; this use of first-hand anecdotes and advice means that it
doesn't just tell you what you 'should' do or what is proven to
work. There are old wives tales and ingenious (not always medically
recommended or socially approved!) solutions to tricky problems (for
example, how to pin down a child to administer eye drops or fight
molluscum with a toothpick).
It addresses 10 main issues: nits, threadworms, ringworm, warts and
veruccas, molluscum, conjunctivitis, foreign objects, vomit, poo,
and dragons under the bed. Sometimes as a parent you just need to
know someone else has faced the same horrors or that someone else
has had it worse and on this level the book provides genuine laugh
out loud moments.
It is a funny read, perfect for parents who want to know the
essentials but want to take it with a pinch of salt and a few laughs
along the way. Simple language peppered with witticism makes this an
engaging and quick read and it will probably be reached for again
when advice is needed on how to clean vomit out of the couch or
de-nit the household.
Nicole Nelson